sovereignspace asked: You find out your girlfriend is a cyborg. Half woman, half machine. To make this bombshell even worse, she tells you that her mission was to make you fall in love with her, and her mission is complete. You either submit yourself and become a cyborg, or she must kill you, as part of his mission is to recruit you into the Solar Robotic Army. You're hurt, of course, but you have a decision to make. What is it?
Well being a cyborg might not be so bad, it would depend on what being a cyborg would entail. On the other hand I’d rather not die… It would also depend on what the Solar Robotic Army wants to do and why. I mean, I think enslaving humanity could be pretty fun, compared to dying. I asked her and she said, “if I was would I tell you?” I’m a little worried, but I for one, welcome our new cyborg overlords.